5 Small, Strange Habits Every Longtime Writer Develops
From mentally editing restaurant menus to collecting odd bits of dialogue for future stories
Most of the non-writers I know seem to think of writing as a task, and really, I get why.
They think the average writer sits down at a desk, opens a document, types for a while, and (hopefully) eventually produces something that resembles an article, essay, or story. Then, when the work is done, they close their laptop and return to normal life like a responsible adult who definitely has better things to do than obsess over punctuation.
Or at least that’s the theory.
I find writing behaves less like a task you walk away from afterward and more like a software update that installs itself quietly in the background, though. At first, you only notice it when you’re actively working. But after a few years, the writing part of your brain just plain stops clocking out at the end of the day.
Instead, it starts wandering around other parts of your life unsupervised. And if you're anything like me, that probably means you notice things. All the time and everywhere. In fact, the world eventually starts to look less like a series of events and more like raw material waiting for a paragraph.
The following are a few examples I've noticed about myself since I first "became" a writer something like 20 years ago at this point. Maybe a few will sound familiar.
1. Mentally Editing the World
Once a writing habit really becomes baked in, poorly constructed sentences become impossible to ignore. So, yeah, if you were a grammar Nazi before? Just wait until you're also someone who writes all the time.
The sentences in question appear everywhere – signs, menus, emails, advertisements, public notices. And the world is actually full of sentences that are technically OK, but also sloppily crafted. Writers tend to notice this immediately and inevitably feel a near-uncontrollable urge to fix them.
Restaurant menus are particularly guilty of this. My specialty is squinting at phrases like "artisan hand-crafted gourmet burger experience" while quietly reconstructing them into something that sounds less like a branding seminar and more like actual English. Sometimes while my tablemates are actively trying to talk to me.
Not my proudest habit, to be sure. On the bright side, it does make waiting for your lunch more entertaining. I guess.
2. Collecting Strange Details for No Apparent Reason
I find every writer eventually develops a habit that resembles hoarding, except the items involved are small observations rather than physical objects.
You start noticing things that feel interesting or stimulating, even when they serve no immediate purpose. Maybe someone uses an unusual phrase in conversation, or you spot some weird, quirky sign in a window somewhere. As a teenager still discovering writing, I'd simply notice strangers doing weird shit on buses all the time.
Writer brains quietly store these details. My own lifetime's worth of random, collected details often fall into categories like:
- Snippets of overheard dialogue that sound suspiciously like story openings
- Visual details that make you pause for a moment
- Random facts that feel too interesting to discard
- Little fragments from personal conversations that I just know will become something else at some point
Some of these never become anything. They simply sit there in the mental archives, waiting for the day when a sentence or story suddenly needs exactly that detail.
3. Seeing Narrative Structure in Everyday Life
Keep writing for long enough, and everyday experiences will absolutely begin to resemble miniature story outlines at some point.
A friend tells you about a strange interaction at work, and your brain automatically identifies the beginning, the escalation, and the twist ending. Someone vents about some travel mishap they had over the weekend, and you instinctively recognize the narrative arc unfolding in real time.
You eventually get the memo that life constantly produces situations that look suspiciously like plot points. As a result, ordinary moments start carrying a quiet element of loaded potential. Conversations, mishaps, observations, and everything in between start registering as things that could "become something."
4. Accidentally Turning Life into Research
Curiosity really does expand in strange directions once writing becomes a long-term habit.
You start asking questions that have no obvious purpose at the time. Something about a building catches your attention, and you catch yourself wondering why its windows look the way they do. Maybe a phrase pops into your head, and you feel compelled to investigate where it came from.
As a writer, I'm well aware that I have a way of wandering into unexpected research spirals that begin with innocent curiosity and somehow end three hours later with an open browser tab explaining the history of medieval sheep bells or the migration patterns of birds you had never previously considered.
Questions that appear frequently, usually without warning:
- Why does that expression exist?
- Who first thought of doing things that way?
- What would happen if someone approached this differently?
- Why are things like this, and were they always that way?
Some days, poor Seth just winds up having these questions fired directly at him while we're watching movies or otherwise supposed to be relaxing. But occasionally, they spawn research that actually leads to a useful piece of writing.
5. Quietly Observing People Like a Field Researcher
Writers rarely admit how much time they spend observing human behavior. (The saner ones among us are kind of worried you'll think we belong in jail or on a watch list somewhere.)
You learn to recognize patterns in how people speak, move, and tell stories about themselves. A certain type of joke might start showing up in conversation. Maybe one person always pauses at the same moment when recounting a memory, while another pretty much always hits people with elaborate explanations for minor inconveniences.
These observations deepen your understanding of how people operate. Over time, they become second nature. Think of it as performing informal anthropology conducted in grocery stores and coffee shops. It sounds more bad-ass that way.
The Inability to Turn Any of It Off
Even when I'm not actively writing, all my weird, writerly habits remain regardless. My brain is constantly collecting details, noticing unusual turns of phrase, and wondering whether some random moment I just experienced might eventually grow into something larger.
And this has been far from a burden. If anything, it's been a blessing, as the world becomes so much more interesting when I'm actually paying attention to all its odd corners and small surprises. Seriously, if aging has taught me anything, it's that that's the good stuff.
It's hard for me not to bring stuff like that back to the page from one angle or another eventually, and that's probably as it should be. No writer I know would have it any other way.